Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic
OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE
A touching reunion
why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me
i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass
apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in
BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE
i honesty don’t remember waking up and sending this to my friend, but apparently i did. i vaguely remember being awake and thinking about little crabs before getting pulled back under into sleep, but zero memory of sending these messages.
anyway, did y'all know? did y'all know.
You can draw it on the back of an envelope.
my GOD.
i had forgotten about this post!
oh god this was such a joyous event.
the crab with a hat post, for the record.
location: moss oasis, endless barren waste
known for: moisture, spores, mite farming
They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.
our debt is due to these billionaires getting huge tax breaks and cheating on their taxes. Tax the Rich!
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
Ten Speed finds all her springs and carries them into the shower to play in her perfect hockey rink
"yes? what is it? i was goofin' in here, you're interrupting me mid-goof"
Wait, all her springs? Even if they're in different places?
This has the potential to be a neat experiment to see if your cat can count and remember quantities over time.
I'd say it's probably more like whenever she finds a spring elsewhere she carries it to the shower, forgetting that she'd already brought several over the course of the day.
When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip
when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the
Look, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman.
The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, “master ____” is a form of address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades.
And I think that’s beautiful.
i always assumed that when bruce got older, alfred called him ‘mister wayne’ exactly once, because the look on bruce’s face when alfred called him what he’d previously always called thomas wasn’t one he ever wanted to see again
Okay *clears throat* that was uncalled for
BATMAN HERITAGE POST
