my GOD.
i had forgotten about this post!
oh god this was such a joyous event.
the crab with a hat post, for the record.
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
Wait, all her springs? Even if they're in different places?
This has the potential to be a neat experiment to see if your cat can count and remember quantities over time.
I'd say it's probably more like whenever she finds a spring elsewhere she carries it to the shower, forgetting that she'd already brought several over the course of the day.
Look, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman.
The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, “master ____” is a form of address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades.
And I think that’s beautiful.
i always assumed that when bruce got older, alfred called him ‘mister wayne’ exactly once, because the look on bruce’s face when alfred called him what he’d previously always called thomas wasn’t one he ever wanted to see again
Okay *clears throat* that was uncalled for
BATMAN HERITAGE POST

















